sábado, 6 de janeiro de 2007

Piada pra Judeu

LOL! Achei essa piada ótima :)
The captain of a Syrian airplane sends out a MAYDAY message, “This is Syrian Airlines 174 announcing we have lost one engine and want to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!”
No answer.
A while later he announces, “This is Syrian Airlines 174 again. We have now lost two engines and need to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!”
Silence.
A short while later the captain announces, “This is Syrian Airlines 174. We are desperate. We have now lost THREE engines and urgently ask permission to land at any airport in the Middle East OTHER than Israel!”
Still no answer.
Finally the captain calls out, “Help! This is Syrian Airlines 174. We have only one engine left and it is rapidly failing. Unless we can land we are going to crash. We need permission to land at ANY airport in the Middle East INCLUDING Israel!”
Shortly thereafter, a voice is heard in the Syrian cockpit: “Shalom Syrian Air 174. This is Tel Aviv approach control. We would like to help.”
“Allah be praised”, says the Syrian pilot. “What should we do”?
“Repeat after me: Yitgadal viyitkadash …”

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